These measurements are reposted in the daily tweets in the right column.

How measurements are taken: (start value in parenthesis)
Weight: (101.6kg) Normal scale after peeing and before drinking anything in the morning.
Biceps: (L36cm:, R:37cm) Arm at 90 degrees.
Chest: (109cm) At nipples, after breeding out.
Neck: (40.5cm)
Waist: (98cm) between bellybutton and breast bone. Measure in the middle of exhaling.
Ass: (110cm) At widest point.
Thigh: (L:58cm, R:59cm) Measure 20cm up from knee.